02 April 2010

Happy Easter

Being the generous soul I am, I thought I would share some Easter eggs with you - the low calorie versions :)

How would you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? - By hare mail.

What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? - Hot, cross bunnies.

The Easter bunny got caught in the rain. What did he use to dry himself? - A hare dryer.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? - Eggercise, especially hareobics.

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? - Because he is eggocentric.
What is the end of Easter? - The letter R.

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? - Only one, after that it's not empty anymore.

This last one didn't need a lame joke. An egg Artist who knew they eggxisted (okay, I caved to lame joke temptation). Very cool though.
Enjoy your Easter break everyone :)

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