23 December 2009

P0RN vs ROMANCE

This week I'm going to admit to laziness and I'm going to copy verbatim a post I read by Meljean Brook. This is such an issue in romance that I thought the palgerism was worth it.

Meljean says:

In the past couple of weeks, I saw yet again another claim that romance novels were nothing but chick porn. I have to admit, the opinion of non-romance readers doesn’t really bother me that much. What does bother me, however, is that I always get the sense that these “chick porn” people think that women are too dumb to know what real porn is.


You know porn when you see it, right? And I’m telling you, I have seen porn. And I wish that one of these “it’s just chick porn” people would have told me five years ago when I got my first contract with Berkley that all that I needed to do was create porn, so I wouldn’t have bothered with all those fricking wasted years of writing and editing and revising and writing and tearing my hair out. For god’s sake, I’d have just taken some pictures.


Like these.
(I’m putting them under the cut because these images are NSFW.)
NO, SRSLY. Make sure you want to click before you do.


LAST CHANCE. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR KIDS OR INNOCENT MINDS!


Okay, this is your last chance.


THAT CLICKY BUTTON FOR MORE IS ALMOST HERE.


Don’t say I didn’t warn you.


REALLY.


I can’t believe I’m posting this.


Real Romance Novel Porn by Meljean Brook

Oh, yeah! She's reaching in and touching herself. This must be a really, really good part!

He's going DOWN on that page! That book is so hot!

She's taking it hard from that big, thick book! He's got almost all of his 439 pages in there!
Ooooooh, looks like girly needed a rest! But these two hot specimens of man-titty never run out of steam!


Oooooh, she's getting bookended! She can't get enough!

Mmmmm, she's going to be feeling that tomorrow!
So, yeah. No difference at all, right? ....
Thanks Mejean :)
PS: more pics at Oddshots.
This is my last post for the year - So, Merry Christmas & a Happy New year ot you all !!!!! :)

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