Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video. Show all posts

22 July 2014

Word Crimes

Have you heard of Weird Al Yankovic? If you haven't now the time to find out :)

He does marvellous parodies of popular songs. This one has to be my favourite  - and I'm sure all the other writers and editors out there will agree with me :)




Parody of Blurred lines by Robin Thicke

22 April 2014

Taking the “intervention” up a notch

Sometimes friends are concerned, sometimes they’re VERY concerned. So concerned in fact they don’t think sitting down and having a serious chat is going to be enough. A serial drunk driver’s friends took things into their own hands when five convictions didn’t get the message across.

The friends set up a fake hospital room, complete with fake nurse and doctor. When the man passed out while drunk in his car he was moved into the room. When he woke he was told he had been in an accident and had been in a coma for 10 years.




Will he change? Is it even a real video? Whatever the case it's message about drunk driving is clear.
  
The one mistake I think they made was coming in so soon after giving him the news. It didn't really give the situation a chance to sink in. Didn't give him a chance to think things through. Plus they acted a bit like idiots. They called it a prank, and at the end it finished like it was a prank. 

25 March 2014

Technology Changes

Time passes with each slow incremental step. So often we don't even stop to think how our lives have changed, we just deal with the present. This little video reminded me how much even the little things can change in a relatively short space of time.




Well - that made me feel old. What about you? Old enough to have used a rotary phone, or were you with those kids?    :)

25 February 2014

The power and prevarlance of airbrushing (part 4)

Okay, I know I've gone overboard on this topic something new next week I promise :)

I recieved a lot of feedback from people who wanted to see more on the changes photoshop can wring from a picture. So for all of you who asked here is the magic of photoshop...

100 year old woman loses 80+ years...


Journalist talks to a photographer about retouches &; gets her own picture re-done. See how easy it really is.


Finally, what's basically a tutorial on how to...

18 February 2014

The power and prevalence of airbrushing (part III)

Today we're going to look at the other side of the photoshop phenomena -  'reverse photoshop'? Reverse photoshop? Instead of taking healthy models and making thin look more skinny, it's taking shinny models and making thin look more healthy.

In this article Jane Hardy, former Cosmo editor, talks about reverse photoshop and the risks she now recognises. And she's not alone...

"The editor of the top-selling health and fitness magazine in the U.S., Self, has admitted: 'We retouch to make the models look bigger and healthier.' ... And the editor of British Vogue, Alexandra Shulman, has quietly confessed to being appalled by some of the models on shoots for her own magazine, saying: 'I have found myself saying to the photographers, "Can you not make them look too thin?"' ... Robin Derrick, creative director of Vogue, has admitted: 'I spent the first ten years of my career making girls look thinner -and the last ten making them look larger.'  "

Jane Hardy talks about a woman who turned up for a photo-shoot... "Not only was she so frail that even the weeny dresses, designed for catwalk models, had to be pinned to fit her, but her body was covered with the dark downy hair that is the sure-fire giveaway of anorexia.
Naturally, thanks to the wonders of digital retouching, not a trace of any of these problems appeared on the pages of the magazine. At the time, when we pored over the raw images, creating the appearance of smooth flesh over protruding ribs, softening the look of collarbones that stuck out like coat hangers, adding curves to flat bottoms and cleavage to pigeon chests, we felt we were doing the right thing. 
Our magazine was all about sexiness, glamour and curves. We knew our readers would be repelled by these grotesquely skinny women, and we also felt they were bad role models and it would be irresponsible to show them as they really were. 
But now, I wonder. Because for all our retouching, it was still clear to the reader that these women were very, very thin. But, hey, they still looked great!

"Thanks to retouching, our readers - and those of Vogue, and Self, and Healthy magazine – never saw the horrible, hungry downside of skinny. That these underweight girls didn't look glamorous in the flesh. Their skeletal bodies, dull, thinning hair, spots and dark circles under their eyes were magicked away by technology, leaving only the allure of coltish limbs and Bambi eyes.They had 22-inch waists (those were never made bigger), but they also had breasts and great skin. They had teeny tiny ankles and thin thighs, but they still had luscious hair and full cheeks.


"A vision of perfection that simply didn't exist. No wonder women yearn to be super-thin when they never see how ugly thin can be. "

Definitely food for thought... 

Healthy magazine's cover star Kamila as she appears normally

24 December 2013

Bells & Christmas Wishes

Something for the Christmas spirit; men in boxer shorts.

Enjoy :)




Have a great Christmas. 

I'll catch up with you in the new year.



17 December 2013

Book binding - the big ones.

I've blogged before on the printing process, (a look back to 1947, a look a crazy books, and even this infographic), I've talked about the future & eBooks, but I realised that I'd never looked at the printing process NOW. Below is a blog I've ripped wholesale from Tor's website that takes you through the process. Irene Gallo is very informative and the pictures are great; you can almost smell the paper and hear the machines.

While I often reference/ quote other blog, I very seldom grab the whole thing. So to give a nod to Tor here are three of my favourite Tor Fantasy series - If you haven't given these a try I recommend you do :)

 Elizabeth Haydon's Rhapsody Trilogy. A woman with a voice that can change the world on the run with an assassin and a monster. 
  Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn Trilogy. What if the hero of prophecy fails? What kind of world results when the Dark Lord is in charge?
 Juliet Marillier's Sevenwaters Trilogy. Based on an old Celtic fairy story; a woman must complete a near impossible task to save her brothers from a curse and save them from living as swans to once again being young men. 


Now here's Ms Gallo...
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
I’ve worked at Tor Books for nearly twenty years and I had never visited our bindery before. As the art director, I’ve been to our jacket printer, of course, but my job usually ends there. I had never been to the place where the guts of the books are printed, bound, and shipped. What better excuse to remedy that than to watch A Memory of Light—the final volume of a series that has been with me my entire career—go from rolls of clean white paper to shiny new hardcover books? A trip to historic Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to Quad Graphics was definitely in order.

Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
When I arrived they were still well into a process that would take a few weeks to complete. The first batches are packed and shipped by truck to the most far-off places, working back to more local regions. I’m told it is unusual to be able to see every piece of the process on one book, but with such a massive print run, I was able to see AMoL at nearly every stage.
Here is our walk though the process....
In one corner of the plant, the spines of the hardcover cases were being stamped with red foil. A quick process of heat and pressure.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Meanwhile, the text is being prepared. It all starts with paper. Lots and lotsof paper. Paper stacked and warehoused like the last scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
The 50” rolls are spooled into the offset printer. Here you can see one in use and another ready to engage the moment the first runs out.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
That bit of blurry grey area on the paper, that’s A Memory of Light.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
From one giant sheet, the printer folds and then cuts the paper into 32 page  bunches called signatures. In this case, it was a chunk of the chapter titled “The Last Battle.”
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Signatures on the move.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Signatures stacked.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
...and ready to move into the next phase.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
If you look in the middle ground of the photo below, you’ll see the skid with the signatures numbered 27 on it...
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
....those signatures are placed into a long machine that is a series of pockets. These pockets will drop each signature in decsending order (note that this is pocket number 27) thereby stacking the pages of the book in order. (I was told The Way of Kings was so long that they ran out of pockets and had to run the book through twice.)
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
It’s a bit blurry but you can see the book zooming by below the green shelf.  
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
The collected pages are then upturned and shaken until they line up neatly on the bottom.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Glue is laid on the spine and the endpapers attached.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
At this point it’s almost like a messy paperback.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Moving on to the next station.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Here they are being trimmed into a neat block of text.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
And on the move again.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Stacks of A Memory of Light now ready to have hardcover cases attached.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
The cases are stacked on top of a machine and drop down into it...
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
...while a dry stringy glue is laid down on the spine. 
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Through the machine the text block and case are connected and...
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
...a book! But a naked one.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
The jackets (you can see the white undersides of them below) are then fed through a machine that gathers up the pages....
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
...and folds the jacket around the hardcover case.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
And now we have our final product. 
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Each one examined for quality control....
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
...and then placed into cartons for shipping.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
Step by step photos of A Memory of Light being printed at the bindery.
The whole process looked like a marvelous bit of Suessian-magic to me, with long conveyer belts that doubled up and looped around. Everywhere we looked the warehouse was full of twelve foot stacks of the book in various stages of production. Looking at so many individual editions was a remarkable way to visualize the scope of Robert Jordan’s fan base.
I was very grateful to see this part of the process. My thanks to Jim Kapp, Tor’s production manager, for setting up the trip. And of course a huge thanks to Carter, Sally, Chris and everyone at Quad Graphics for inviting us in and letting us peek under the hood. If you have read A Memory of Light, these are the behind-the-scenes folks that have had a hand on each and every copy.